SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a move widely seen as an inevitable escalation of digital sports management, a coalition of fantasy football general managers has formally requested full access to NFL players' medical histories, personal relationships, and daily caloric intake. The demand comes hot on the heels of wide receiver Mike Evans' reported signing with the San Francisco 49ers, a development that has sent shockwaves through the virtual gridiron community.

“How can I accurately project a player’s target share if I don’t know if he’s arguing with his significant other, or if his knee feels a bit ‘off’ after a particularly vigorous pickleball session?” questioned Chad 'The Commish' Peterson, head of the 'League of Extraordinary Fantasy Gentlemen' (LEFG). “We’re talking about real money, real bragging rights here. This isn’t a game; it’s a lifestyle, and our investments deserve comprehensive data.”

The LEFG’s proposal includes mandatory weekly psychological evaluations, real-time GPS tracking of players' leisure activities, and a detailed log of all social media interactions. They argue that such data is crucial for assessing potential 'distractions' or 'upside' that current statistics simply cannot capture. “We need to know if a player’s dog just died,” added Peterson, “because that’s at least a 0.7 point deduction in PPR leagues.”

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s office has yet to respond, but sources close to the league indicate a potential compromise involving a 'Fantasy Transparency Portal' that would offer tiered access for a premium subscription fee. Critics, however, warn that this could lead to an unfair advantage for managers willing to invest more in their 'research.'