LOS ANGELES, CA — Following actress Anna Camp's recent announcement regarding her bisexuality, major Hollywood studios have reportedly initiated emergency meetings to retroactively diversify their character rosters. Sources close to multiple production houses indicate a frantic effort to re-evaluate scripts, casting calls, and even existing franchises to incorporate newly 'revealed' bisexual identities.

“It’s about authenticity, you know? And market share,” explained studio executive Brenda Carmichael, hastily flipping through a script for a superhero sequel. “Turns out, a significant portion of the population is, shall we say, fluid. And we, as an industry, have simply failed to reflect that until now. But don't worry, we're fixing it. We’re thinking the wise-cracking sidekick, or maybe the villain's surprisingly competent accountant.”

Industry analysts predict a surge in characters who, despite years of on-screen heteronormativity, will suddenly recall a 'brief but intense' relationship from college or develop an unexpected attraction to a previously platonic friend. “It’s not pandering if it’s organic,” insisted Carmichael, gesturing to a whiteboard covered in hastily drawn arrows connecting various character names. “We’re just… unearthing their true selves. For the audience. And, you know, for the quarterly earnings report.”

Casting directors are now reportedly adding 'open to exploring nuanced romantic interests' to character breakdowns, a subtle shift that insiders say will revolutionize representation. The move is expected to ensure that every major blockbuster and prestige drama now includes at least one character whose sexuality can be conveniently confirmed via a single line of dialogue or a knowing glance.