LOS ANGELES, CA — In a bold new initiative to revolutionize content creation, major Hollywood studios have collectively announced plans to transition entirely to AI-generated screenplays for all upcoming productions. Executives stated the shift will remove the 'cumbersome' and 'unpredictable' human element from the writing process, promising a new era of efficiency and perfectly optimized narratives.

“We’ve found that human writers often introduce subjective concepts like 'character development' or 'meaningful dialogue' that can slow down production,” explained Biff Sterling, Head of Synergistic Content Optimization at Global MegaCorp Studios. “Our AI, however, can generate 300 pages of marketable plot points in under an hour, all pre-vetted for maximum audience engagement metrics. It’s about delivering what the algorithm wants, not what some 'artist' thinks is profound.”

The announcement comes after a series of industry-wide discussions on leveraging artificial intelligence, with insiders noting a particular enthusiasm for AI’s ability to churn out sequels and reboots with unparalleled speed. Critics, including rapper Wiz Khalifa who recently called AI in 'Scream 7' 'forced' and 'corny,' have been largely dismissed as 'legacy thinkers.'

“Frankly, Wiz Khalifa’s comments just prove our point,” added Sterling. “He’s reacting to a nascent AI. Imagine the pure, unadulterated, algorithmically perfect corniness we can achieve when the AI is writing the *entire* script. The future is now, and it’s indistinguishable from a very long, very expensive spreadsheet.”