MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced Wednesday the rollout of “Vibe Design,” an AI-native feature within its Stitch software that allows users to create complex digital interfaces using only natural language, or, more accurately, whatever abstract feelings they happen to be experiencing at the moment. The move is expected to revolutionize the tech industry by finally giving non-technical personnel a way to express their creative visions without having to learn anything.

“For too long, brilliant minds have been hampered by the archaic need for ‘specifications’ or ‘coherent thought,’” stated Dr. Anya Sharma, lead AI Ethicist at Google Labs. “Now, a simple utterance like, ‘Make it pop, but also, like, serene, you know? And blue, but a confident blue, not a sad blue,’ is enough for Stitch to generate a complete design system. It’s about democratizing the ineffable.”

The announcement sent shockwaves through the design community and financial markets, with competitor Figma’s stock plummeting over 7% in after-hours trading. Industry analysts suggest the drop reflects investor confidence in Google’s ability to turn vague managerial directives into profitable, if slightly unhinged, digital products.

“This is a game-changer,” said Chad Broxton, a self-proclaimed ‘visionary’ and serial founder of apps that never quite launched. “Before, I had to explain my ideas to a designer, which was always a frustrating process of them asking for ‘details’ or ‘user flows.’ Now, I can just hum a little, maybe do some interpretive dance, and Stitch gets it. It’s like it reads my soul.”

Google confirmed that future updates will include a 'telepathic input' module, allowing users to simply think about what they want, provided those thoughts are mostly about disrupting industries.