MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Google announced Wednesday the rollout of “Vibe Design,” an AI-native feature for its Stitch software that allows users to create visual interfaces using only natural language and vocal commands. The company clarified that while the new tool promises to revolutionize design, engineers will still be permitted to use traditional keyboards for the increasingly niche practice of “vibe coding.”

“We understand that some of our more… legacy… employees might feel a pang of nostalgia for the days of meticulously typing out commands,” stated Dr. Evelyn Thorne, Google’s Head of Intuitive Innovation, in a press release. “But rest assured, Vibe Design isn’t here to replace human ingenuity. It’s here to make it redundant. We’re simply streamlining the creative process by removing the cumbersome human element.”

The announcement sent ripples through the tech industry, with rival design platform Figma’s stock plummeting over 7% in after-hours trading. Industry analysts suggest the market reaction reflects a growing concern that Google’s AI might soon be able to design entire companies, rendering venture capitalists equally superfluous.

“It’s a bold move,” commented Chad Broxton, a senior analyst at Capital Insights Group, from his standing desk. “First, they taught AI to ‘vibe code’ in 2025, and now ‘vibe design’? What’s next, ‘vibe strategizing’? ‘Vibe quarterly earnings calls’? At this rate, the only thing humans will be needed for is to occasionally nod approvingly at a perfectly generated PowerPoint presentation.”

Google confirmed that while Vibe Design currently only accepts spoken input, future updates will allow users to simply *think* their design preferences directly into the cloud, further reducing the need for any physical interaction beyond blinking.