SANTA FE, NM — George R. R. Martin, the celebrated author of the *A Song of Ice and Fire* series, has reportedly confirmed that he remains an exceptionally skilled television viewer. Sources close to the author indicate that his capacity for watching and evaluating completed television programs is, if anything, growing stronger with each passing year.

“Mr. Martin’s ability to identify and appreciate well-executed narratives, particularly those that have already reached a definitive conclusion, is truly unparalleled,” stated Dr. Evelyn Reed, a fictional media critic from the Institute for Contemporary Storytelling, who was not actually present for the statement. “He has a keen eye for pacing, character development, and plot resolution – especially when those elements have been painstakingly crafted by someone else and are readily available for binge-watching.”

The author’s recent commendation of an Apple TV+ series, described as a “great sci-fi adaptation,” has sent ripples through the entertainment industry, primarily among those who appreciate his critical acumen for works that are, by definition, finished. “It’s inspiring to see someone so dedicated to the craft of storytelling, even if that dedication is primarily expressed through the passive consumption of other people’s completed stories,” added Reed.

Fans eagerly await Martin’s next critical review, hoping it might offer clues as to whether he’s finally finished the latest season of *The Great British Baking Show*.