LOS ANGELES, CA — Hannah Abutbul, formerly known for her brief but impactful stint on the reality television program 'Beverly Hills Bachelorettes,' has announced a profound spiritual awakening that has led her to a new calling: anointing herself an expert on the religious choices of strangers. Abutbul, who recently transitioned from a life of red carpets to what she describes as 'deep spiritual introspection,' now dedicates her days to offering unsolicited commentary on the internet regarding who is and isn't 'authentically' pursuing faith.

“It’s truly a blessing to finally use my platform for something meaningful,” Abutbul stated in a recent Instagram Live, adjusting her oversized prayer shawl. “Before, I was just judging people’s fashion choices and relationship drama. Now, I’m judging their eternal souls. It’s a much more fulfilling kind of judgment.”

Her new venture, 'Torah Talk with Hannah,' features daily livestreams where she dissects the perceived spiritual failings of public figures and anonymous online profiles. “So many people are just *pretending* to be on a spiritual path,” she explained, gesturing emphatically. “You can tell by their social media. Are they posting enough ancient texts? Are their prayer hands correctly aligned? These are the real questions.”

Dr. Evelyn Reed, a cultural anthropologist at the University of Southern California, commented, “It’s a natural evolution. Reality TV trains individuals to believe their opinions are inherently valuable and universally applicable. Moving from judging who gets a rose to judging who gets into heaven is merely an upward scaling of the same core competency.”

Abutbul is reportedly considering a spin-off series, 'Divine Divas,' where she will confront individuals whose spiritual aesthetics she deems insufficient, all while cameras roll.