PALO ALTO, CA – Dark Sky Technology, a leading innovator in making cybersecurity even more incomprehensible, today announced the release of 'CogniGuard,' a revolutionary new system designed to protect sensitive data from the very thoughts of its users. The company states that CogniGuard utilizes 'air-gapped neural pathways' to ensure that no information, conscious or subconscious, can ever accidentally leak through human intention.

"We've all been there," explained Dark Sky CEO, Dr. Evelyn Thorne, during a virtual press conference where her own image occasionally glitched. "You're thinking about your company's proprietary algorithms, and suddenly you're worried your brain might just… upload it to the cloud. CogniGuard eliminates that risk entirely. Your data is now safe even from your own internal monologue."

The system reportedly works by creating a 'mental firewall' around critical information, preventing users from even conceptualizing data in an insecure manner. Early adopters have reported feeling a slight 'cognitive hum' when accessing protected files, which Dark Sky assures is a normal sign of the system's robust mental partitioning.

"It's a small price to pay for ultimate security," stated one beta tester, who asked to remain anonymous, adding, "Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, but I'm told that's just the system optimizing my thought processes for maximum data integrity."

Industry analysts are calling CogniGuard a 'bold step' in the ongoing arms race against human error, though some express concern that the next logical step might be to simply remove the human element entirely.