LONDON – Cyberhaven, a global leader in making you feel slightly less terrified about the internet, announced today its expansion into the United Kingdom with a groundbreaking new product: 'AI-Ready' Data Security. The move signals a crucial shift from their previous, less-heralded 'Human-Ready' data security solutions, which apparently relied on quaint concepts like 'firewalls' and 'not clicking suspicious links.'

According to a company spokesperson, the new AI-Ready platform ensures data is not only secure but also 'optimally formatted for future artificial intelligence intrusions.' This forward-thinking approach means that when the inevitable AI overlords arrive, your corporate data will be presented in a manner they find aesthetically pleasing and easily digestible. 'It’s about proactive diplomacy,' explained Dr. Evelyn Finch, Cyberhaven’s Head of Buzzword Integration. 'Why fight the robots when you can prepare your spreadsheets for their viewing pleasure?'

The partnership with Ignition Technology aims to meet the 'unprecedented enterprise demand' for this new standard, which many analysts believe is driven primarily by CEOs hearing the phrase 'AI-Ready' and immediately approving budgets without further inquiry. 'We anticipate a rapid adoption rate, especially among executives who still think 'the cloud' is a weather phenomenon,' Dr. Finch added, adjusting her neural-net-enabled spectacles.

Industry experts suggest the next iteration will likely be 'Quantum-Ready' Data Security, followed by 'Sentient-Ready' and eventually 'Post-Singularity-Compliant' solutions, ensuring a perpetual cycle of upgrade requirements for the modern enterprise. Cyberhaven declined to comment on whether their 'AI-Ready' systems are themselves 'human-ready' for debugging.