SALT LAKE CITY — Freshman basketball phenom A.J. Dybantsa has formally announced his claim to the Naismith College Player of the Year Award, despite the fact that the season is still ongoing and the award is typically reserved for players who are not, in fact, freshmen. Dybantsa, whose recent performances have garnered significant praise, stated that his current trajectory makes the traditional waiting period 'a mere formality.'

“Look, the writing’s on the wall, and that writing spells ‘Naismith,’” Dybantsa told reporters while polishing an imaginary trophy. “Cameron Boozer might be a lock for it *this* year, but I’m a lock for it *eventually*. Why delay the inevitable? My agent is already clearing space on the mantelpiece.” Sources close to the player confirmed that Dybantsa has also begun practicing his acceptance speech, which reportedly includes several humble-brags and a shout-out to his 'future self.'

NCAA officials, who were reportedly caught off guard by the preemptive declaration, released a statement reminding all athletes that awards are typically voted upon by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters at the conclusion of the season. “While we appreciate Mr. Dybantsa’s enthusiasm, the Naismith Award is not currently a participation trophy for a promising start,” read the statement, which was then immediately filed under 'things we say every year.'

Meanwhile, bookmakers have reportedly adjusted odds not for Dybantsa to win the Naismith, but for him to successfully convince a major sports network to create a 'Pre-Naismith' award category just for him. Early odds favor the latter.