LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move hailed by Hollywood’s fashion elite, celebrity stylists have officially begun referring to vintage clothing as 'pre-worn, pre-approved' garments. The new designation, which sources say was inspired by the recent surge in stars donning archival pieces, aims to elevate the perceived value and exclusivity of previously owned attire.

“It’s not just old clothes; it’s a curated historical narrative draped on a modern icon,” explained celebrity stylist Fiona Sterling, adjusting her own 'pre-worn, pre-approved' silk scarf. “When Lili Reinhart wears a vintage Versace, she’s not just wearing a dress; she’s wearing a statement that someone else, probably someone fabulous, already wore and, crucially, didn’t ruin.”

The shift in nomenclature is expected to trickle down to mainstream retail, with analysts predicting a rise in 'pre-approved' sections in department stores and a new wave of influencers showcasing their 'pre-worn' hauls. Critics, however, suggest the term is a thinly veiled attempt to rebrand second-hand items as high fashion, thereby justifying exorbitant markups.

“We’re simply acknowledging the inherent value of an item that has already passed the ultimate test: being seen in public and not immediately discarded,” added Sterling. “It’s like a five-star review, but for fabric.” The Academy of Fashion Terminology is reportedly considering further updates, including 'pre-loved, pre-stained' for items with a particularly rich history.