TEMPE, AZ – In a move lauded by analysts as 'efficient use of stationery,' the Arizona Cardinals announced today the signing of veteran offensive lineman Matt Pryor to a one-year contract. Sources close to the organization confirm that while Pryor is expected to contribute this season, the team's public relations department has already begun drafting his end-of-season departure statement, citing 'mutual understanding' and 'new opportunities for both parties.'

“We’re thrilled to welcome Matt to the Cardinals family, even if it’s just for the duration of a single calendar,” stated General Manager Monti Ossenfort, holding up a pre-printed 'Good Luck, Matt!' card. “His experience will be invaluable, especially in helping us identify which locker he’ll be vacating come January. It’s all about forward-thinking here in Arizona.”

Pryor, who previously played for the Eagles, expressed enthusiasm for his new, albeit brief, chapter. “It’s great to be here,” Pryor commented, reportedly already asking where the best moving companies are located. “I’m ready to give it my all, or at least my all for the next 17 games, give or take a few if I get cut early. You know, the usual.”

Team strategists are reportedly considering a special 'Matt Pryor Day' during the final home game, featuring a highlight reel of his most memorable practices and a small gift basket.