HANGZHOU – Global e-commerce giant Alibaba Group announced Tuesday the formation of a new "Strategic 2 Advancement Taskforce," spearheaded by CEO Eddie Wu, specifically tasked with ensuring the company is "actively participating in and visibly contributing to the current global AI discourse." The move is designed to reaffirm Alibaba's commitment to 2 amidst competitive pressures.

Sources within the company, speaking on background, indicated the taskforce’s primary directive is to "identify existing projects that could, with minor rephrasing, be designated as AI-powered" and to "strategize on the optimal placement of the term 'AI' in upcoming quarterly earnings calls and product announcements." The committee, comprising 17 senior executives and a dedicated team of 30 "AI-adjacent strategists," will convene bi-weekly to review a dashboard tracking "AI-sentiment metrics" and "competitor AI-related press release frequency."

"Frankly, we realized that while we’ve been doing a lot of highly complex algorithmic work for years, we haven't been branding it effectively as 'AI' in the current market," explained Dr. Lin Wei, a newly appointed Senior Vice President of Generative Buzzword Integration, in an internal memo obtained by Hambry. "This taskforce is about making sure our stakeholders, from investors to 2 influencers, understand that we're not just 'using algorithms' or 'doing machine learning' – we're absolutely, unequivocally *doing AI*." He added that a key performance indicator for the committee would be a 15% increase in the frequency of the word "disruptive" appearing alongside "AI" in public statements by year-end.

The committee’s inaugural meeting reportedly focused on a deep dive into "ChatGPT's market penetration into the enterprise slideshow sector" and brainstorming new ways to integrate "large language model capabilities" into existing customer service chatbots that primarily provide automated menu trees. A pilot program, codenamed "Project Aura of Intelligence," aims to automatically append "powered by cutting-edge AI" to the descriptions of Alibaba Cloud services, regardless of the underlying technology. Industry analyst Brenda Choi, from Global Tech Insights, noted, "It's a classic case of corporate FOMO. Every major player has to loudly declare their AI ambitions, even if it just means creating a committee to talk about AI while the actual innovation happens elsewhere, or years ago."

The taskforce is expected to issue its first public statement confirming Alibaba's continued interest in the future sometime next quarter.