SAN JOSE, CA – A cutting-edge artificial intelligence developed by Adobe has released a comprehensive infographic detailing the future trajectory of e-commerce, concluding with high confidence that the sector will continue to involve buying and selling goods online.

The proprietary AI, dubbed 'Predictor 3000,' analyzed trillions of data points related to consumer behavior, market trends, and the fundamental concept of transactions. Its 72-page report, condensed into a visually stunning, yet ultimately redundant, infographic, highlights key findings such as 'customers will still want things' and 'companies will still want money.'

“Our AI has achieved a level of predictive accuracy previously thought impossible,” stated Dr. Evelyn Thorne, head of Adobe’s Department of Obvious Insights. “It can now confidently state that if you sell products online, people will likely buy them online. This is invaluable intelligence for businesses navigating the complex digital landscape.”

The infographic also suggests that 'personalized experiences' will remain a buzzword, and 'streamlined checkout processes' will be preferred over 'intentionally complicated checkout processes.' Industry analysts are reportedly scrambling to integrate these revolutionary findings into their Q3 presentations.

One unnamed e-commerce executive, reached for comment, simply sighed and asked if the AI could predict when his next vacation would be approved. Adobe has confirmed that Predictor 3000 is already working on a follow-up report: 'The Future of Business Meetings: They Will Still Be Too Long.'