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Aggregates satirical news articles exploring the absurdities, trends, and humor of modern workplace culture and office life.

Office gossip study shows men lack workplace finesse
workplace culture

Study Reveals Men Completely Lack the Finesse Required for Professional Office Gossip

Researchers Note That Male Backstabbing Tends to Lack the Subtle Nuance of Female Sabotage, Resembling Instead an Uncoordinated Toddler Throwing Rhetorical Soup.

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HR Policy: Passive-Aggressive Sighs Are Political Speech
workplace culture

HR Reminds Staff That Passive-Aggressive Sighing Counts as Political Speech

Employees Are Encouraged to Process Election Results Through Neutral Slack Emojis and Silent, Performative Desk-Clearing.

0 views·Nov 5
Silicon Valley Sex Parties Rebranded as Pro Dev Mixers
workplace culture

Silicon Valley Rebrands 'Sex Parties' as 'Mandatory Professional Development Mixers'

Leaders Praise New 'Holistic Human Resource Initiative' for Maximizing 'Inter-Personal Bandwidth' and 'Unconventional Synergy' Among Entry-Level Talent.

0 views·Sep 28
Gen Z Interviews: Corporate America Fears Happiness.
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Corporate America Panics as Gen Z Brings Visible Signs of Not Being Miserable to Interviews

Experts Warn a Visible Caffeine Beverage Signals Independence and the Terrifying Possibility of Actual Personal Preference.

0 views·Sep 22
Your Office Secret Santa Gift Has Seen Too Much
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I Am Your Office Secret Santa Gift and I've Seen Too Much

From Department Store Shelf to the Bottom of Your Forgotten Drawer, I’m a Silent Witness to Your Forced Camaraderie and Thinly Veiled Contempt.

0 views·Apr 23
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Executives Baffled by 'Purpose-Driven' Disinterest
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executives baffled by workers' disinterest in 'purpose-driven deliverables'

A groundbreaking new book reveals that employees are ‘checked out,’ sparking widespread confusion among leadership who assumed ‘synergy’ was self-sustaining.

Apr 21
Refreshment Table: an Unhinged Plea for Corporate Events
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An Open Letter to the Humble Refreshment Table at Corporate Events

While Others Dream of Reimagining Event Experiences, One Steadfast Fixture Remains a Silent Saboteur of Innovation.

Apr 17
Sterns: Hostile environment key to authentic brand
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Sterns: 'Hostile Environment' Essential for Authentic Brand Experience

Celebrity Couple Defends Immersive Workplace, Stating Former Assistant Misunderstood the Unique 'Lifestyle Integration' Required for the Role.

1 view·Apr 9
World Bank's Global Strategy Now Just About Employee Feels
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World Bank Pivots Entire Global Development Strategy to Improve Employee Morale

Decision Follows Extensive Internal Memo Indicating Previous Frameworks Were "a Bit of a Downer" at Team-Building Retreats.

Apr 3
Early Bird Gets the Promotion: Productivity Is so Last Year.
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Companies Shift to 'Pre-Dawn Presence' Metric for Evaluating Employee Performance.

New Research Confirms that the Mere Act of Being Visible before 7 AM Is a More Critical Career Driver than Actual Productivity or Total Hours Worked.

3 views·Mar 30
Official Petty Resignations: HR's Genius Retention Hack
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Corporations Roll Out Official 'Petty Resignation Protocol' to Boost Retention

New HR Directives Formalize the Art of Passive-Aggressive Departures, Turning Employee Grievances into Actionable, Anonymized Data for Leadership.

1 view·Mar 29
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