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Lawmakers Praise Bipartisan Commitment to Appearing Decisive in the Face of Non-Existent Threats, While Demanding a Full Accounting of Why Peace Was Allowed to Happen.

Administration Praises "Innovative Multi-Track Diplomacy" Where One Track Threatens War and the Other Declares Victory.

Defense Secretary Emphasizes 'Mutual Respect' Now Means Less Calling, Especially If You're Germany.

The Surprise Diplomatic Mission Included an 'Impact Assessment' of the Island's Economic Collapse, Concluding It Perfectly Aligns with U.s. Strategic Objectives.

Washington's Rapid Endorsement Follows a Recent Military Operation, Recalibrating Years of Diplomatic Condemnation into Immediate Recognition.

The Landmark Deal Is Expected to Return the Nation to Its Exact Geopolitical Standing of Five Years Ago, with Additional Fees for Future Instability.