#us foreign policy
Aggregating satirical news on US foreign policy. Analyzing global relations, diplomacy, and international affairs with humor
White House Confirms Trump, Vance Operating on "Separate but Equal" Iran Policies.
Administration Praises "Innovative Multi-Track Diplomacy" Where One Track Threatens War and the Other Declares Victory.
Hegseth Reminds Europe US Will Only Defend Allies Who Share Our Netflix Password
Defense Secretary Emphasizes 'Mutual Respect' Now Means Less Calling, Especially If You're Germany.
CIA Director Visits Cuba to Verify Sanctions Are Performing at Optimal Cruelty Levels
The Surprise Diplomatic Mission Included an 'Impact Assessment' of the Island's Economic Collapse, Concluding It Perfectly Aligns with U.s. Strategic Objectives.
US Confirms New Venezuelan Leader Suddenly Legitimate, Sanctions Lifted
Washington's Rapid Endorsement Follows a Recent Military Operation, Recalibrating Years of Diplomatic Condemnation into Immediate Recognition.
President Hails 'Historic' Diplomatic Achievement After Paying $3.7 Trillion to Restore Pre-Crisis Relations
The Landmark Deal Is Expected to Return the Nation to Its Exact Geopolitical Standing of Five Years Ago, with Additional Fees for Future Instability.
