AI Stocks Plummet as Investors Realize AI Still Can't Do Their Taxes
Nasdaq tumbles after a collective market epiphany reveals artificial intelligence is yet to achieve true sentience, or even basic accounting.
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Nvidia Stock Plummets After Reporting Record-Shattering Profits, Investors Fear 'Too Much Winning'
Analysts warn unprecedented success could lead to existential market paradox, leaving shareholders 'overwhelmed by prosperity.'
Nvidia Declares Global Token Shortage Imminent, Urges Citizens to Begin Hoarding
Company CEO Jensen Huang confirms 'exponential' demand for all forms of tokens, from arcade coins to parking stubs, sparking widespread panic.
