Nation's Sports Fans Brace For Annual Ordeal Of Pretending To Understand Bracketology
Experts confirm millions will spend the next month feigning deep analytical insight into college basketball teams they've never heard of.
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Nation’s Pundits Warn Of Imminent Societal Collapse If College Basketball Brackets Aren’t Perfectly Optimized
Experts caution that the delicate balance of the universe hinges on correctly predicting the NCAA tournament's top seeds.
Texas A&M Victory Reportedly Secures Nation’s Collective Permission To Stop Pretending To Care About College Basketball
Sources indicate the Aggies’ win over Kentucky has officially released millions from the burdensome obligation of feigning interest until March Madness truly begins.
