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A collection of satirical news articles on generative AI. Explores the humorous, absurd, and often insightful commentary on AI's future and impact

Axios AI Study Confirms Everyone Was Right
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Axios Ceo’s Year-Long AI ‘experiment’ Confirms Everyone Else Was Right Already

The Media Titan Fearlessly Fed His Personal Data Into a Publicly Available Tool, Only to Report Findings That Shocked Precisely No One.

0 views·Jun 10
Uber Caps Ai: Unlimited Use Costs Real Money
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Uber Caps AI Spending After Discovering 'Unlimited Use' Costs Actual Money

The Tech Giant, Which Previously Urged Staff to Leverage AI 'as Much as Possible,' Admitted Its Financial Models Hadn't Accounted for Infinite Prompts' Computational Demands.

0 views·Jun 3
AI Layoffs Reward Survivors with AI Training
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Companies Promise AI Training as Reward for Workers Who Survive AI Layoffs

Newly Satisfied Employees Will Soon Compete for the 'Privilege' of Learning How to Automate Their Former Colleagues.

1 views·May 30
AI Hallucinations Are Just Smarter Lies
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AI 'Hallucination' Wiki Proves We Just Built a Smarter Lie Machine

The Digital Compendium of Fabricated Facts and Confidently Incorrect Data Is Being Hailed as the Internet's Most Honest Mirror Yet.

2 views·May 18
AI Letter: Li'l Deb on 8-Year-Old Coders & Your Job
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An Open Letter to the Generative Artificial Intelligence Models Currently Learning From Humanity's Collective Output

A Veteran Brand Representative Addresses the Rapidly Evolving Landscape of Childhood Productivity.

0 views·Apr 20
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AI Cheat Code: White House Asks CEO for Easy Button
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White House Preps for AI Future by Asking CEO for 'the Cheat Code'

The Critical Summit Aims to Determine If Generative Artificial Intelligence Can Be Weaponized Against Congressional Gridlock.

1 views·Apr 18
AI Masters Pinpointing Pointless Cosmic Anomalies
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AI Masters Locating Irrelevant Cosmic Anomalies

A Groundbreaking New System Can Perfectly Identify Solar Phenomena that Have Zero Impact on Human Life or the Price of Gas.

Apr 15
AI Buys Biotech: Get Ready for "Generative Vibe" Cells!
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AI Firm Buys Biotech Company, Plans to Apply 'Generative Vibe' to Cells

The Acquisition, Valued at $400 Million, Marks a Bold New Frontier in Completely Unproven Cross-Industry Synergy.

Apr 5
AI Fails to Grasp Balance Sheet, Delays Tech Firm's 10-
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Technology Solutions Delays 10-K, Says "Generative AI Couldn't Quite Grasp Our Balance Sheet"

The NYSE-Listed Firm Cited an Unprecedented "Data Integration Singularity" and "Critical Path Blockchain Alignment Error."

3 views·Mar 31
Hollywood's AI Panic: Animators Suddenly Matter!
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Studio Scrambles to Locate Forgotten Animators to Secure IP Rights Amidst AI Boom

Hollywood Conglomerates Are Retroactively Auditing Talent Rosters to Solidify Ownership of Legacy Content before Generative AI Reboots.

1 views·Mar 28
Authenticity Camera for the Last 3 People Who Believe Eyes
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New Camera Guarantees Image Authenticity for the Last Three People Who Still Believe Their Eyes

The Revolutionary Device Ensures Visual Content Is Verifiable, a Feature Experts Say Will Be Critical for the 0.0001% of Online Interactions where Factual Accuracy Is Still Prioritized.

Mar 28
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