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Obama Center Opening Haunted by Uninvited Orange Specter
Organizers Confirm the Former President's Ghost Currently Occupies the Women's Restroom on the Third Floor.
City Zoning Chair Promises Blockchain Will Finally Deliver Building Permits on Time
New Initiative Aims to Modernize Archaic Processes by Converting Existing Paper Forms Into Unalterable Digital Ledger Entries.
Leading Universities Launch Institute for Gibby Tapestry Studies
A New Consortium Will Dedicate Millions to Deciphering the Elusive Cultural Significance of 'Bahhuou Party Hard Gibby Funny Tapestry 3x5ft Funny Meme Flags.'
Morning Television's Latest Indulgence: a Confectionery Too Far
A Recent Segment on American Television, Featuring a 'Cornetto French Toast,' Suggests That Some Lines, Once Thought Sacrosanct, Have Now Been Irrevocably Crossed.
City Issues Urgent Advisory for Sunday's Marginal Temperature Increase
Officials Urge Residents to Reassess Wardrobe Strategies and Social Engagements Following Updated Temperature Projections.
New Phobia Support Groups Now Host Competitive 'Fear-Offs'
Anonymous Support Groups for Niche Anxieties Are Reportedly Evolving into Informal Tournaments for Who Can Claim the Most Obscure and Debilitating Fear.
Authorities Decry Broadcast of Unvarnished Societal Truths as 'Malicious' Prank
Incident Sparks Urgent Calls for Stronger Broadcast Security Measures to Protect Public from 'Unfiltered Reality'.
