#billionaires
Aggregates satirical news on billionaires. Humorous articles explore extreme wealth, power, and the lives of the ultra-rich
Tech Founders, Built on Public Grants, Now Fear California's 'Tax on Ingenuity'
Industry Leaders Warn That Funding Schools and Roads Could Stifle Innovation, Especially Their Personal Fortunes.
Impulse Space Bags Half-Billion to Ensure Orbital Parking Is Exclusive for Billionaires
Industry Experts Confirm New Funding Secures Celestial Social Distancing for the Ultra-Wealthy, Preventing Accidental Proximity to Anything Less Than Privately-Funded.
Billionaires Spend Billions to Ensure AI Stays Too Smart for Everyone Else
Their Top Priority: Preventing Any AI From Inadvertently Generating a Universal Basic Income Proposal.
Marine Show Unveils Critical Innovations for Billionaires with No Immediate Problems
Delegates Praise New Submersible Escape Pods and Anti-Ennui Wave Pools as Vital for Maritime Well-Being.
Billionaire's 'Simple' Happiness Routine: a Private Jet and No Existential Dread.
Experts Suggest that Most Americans May Find Replicating the Routine Financially Prohibitive.
Billionaires Secure Rights to All Future Desalinated Water
A Consortium of the World’s Wealthiest Individuals Has Discreetly Patented Key Desalination Technologies, Ensuring Continued Access to Freshwater as Global Supplies Diminish.
New Report Confirms Billionaires Too Busy Disrupting to Pay Taxes
Economists Suggest Traditional Taxation Methods Are Incompatible with the Rapid Pace of Modern Wealth Creation.
Billionaire Heiress Joins CU Board, Expertise Confirmed by Bank Balance
The University of Colorado Boulder Announced the Appointment, Emphasizing Her Unique Qualifications in "Fiscal Gravitational Pull" and "Multi-Generational Asset Stewardship."
MSU Tech Makes Billionaires' Escape Pods 2% More Aerodynamic for Future Climate Exodus
Researchers Confirm Computational Models Will Primarily Benefit the Ultra-Wealthy Seeking Slightly Smoother Planetary Departure.
New Billionaire Class Buying 'Sustainable' Superyachts Designed to Outlast Human Civilization
A New Report Reveals Younger, Tech-Wealthy Owners Are Demanding Vessels Equipped for Long-Term Self-Sufficiency and Strategic Detachment from Global Events.
