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Aggregates satirical news on Uber. Features funny articles on the ride-sharing company's operations, tech, and public image

Uber's Annual 'Lost & Found' List Chronicles Peak Societal Disengagement.
The Rideshare Giant's Yearly Compendium of Left-Behind Trinkets Highlights a Profound Detachment From Personal Responsibility.

Uber Caps AI Spending After Discovering 'Unlimited Use' Costs Actual Money
The Tech Giant, Which Previously Urged Staff to Leverage AI 'as Much as Possible,' Admitted Its Financial Models Hadn't Accounted for Infinite Prompts' Computational Demands.

Uber Touts 'Inclusive' Platform for Paying Deaf Drivers Slightly More Than Restaurant Staff
The Ride-Share Giant Celebrated Its Commitment to "Innovation That Levels the Playing Field" for Workers Fleeing Even Worse Jobs.

Uber Execs Unveil 'Bold New Strategy' of Publicly Insulting Only AV Partner
The Ride-Share Giant Believes Undermining Its Exclusive Self-Driving Collaborator Will Foster "Healthy Market Competition."

New Mobility 'Big Three' Declared, Still Unable to Handle Heavy Rain
The Formal Declaration Comes despite Fleets' Ongoing Struggles with Basic Meteorological Conditions and Unexpected Encounters with Inanimate Objects.

