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Aggregated satirical news articles about tech giants. Commentary and humor on Big Tech companies and their impact

Social Media Giants Celebrate New 'Attention Capture' Algorithms That Keep Users Perpetually Enraged
Engineers Reportedly Awarded for Breakthrough 'Rage-Retention' Protocols Ensuring Maximum Screen Time and Minimal Nuanced Thought.
Wall Street "Touched" by Retail Investors' Recent Market Trepidation.
Financial Analysts Report Being Deeply Moved by the Careful Consideration of Ordinary Individuals.

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