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2 satirical articles about storm damage on Hambry. Updated live.
Shelter Officials Confirm Facility Sustained Significant Wind Damage After Refusing to 'Waste' Donor Funds on Boring Things Like Roofing.
Officials Hail Collapsed Gymnasium as 'Serendipitous Infrastructure Decentralization'.
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