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Satirical news covering retail technology. Aggregates articles on shopping innovations, tech trends, and the future of retail

Walmart Unveils AI Price Tags That Gauge Your Personal Desperation.
New Electronic Shelf Labels Integrate Advanced Algorithms to Ensure Maximum Revenue Extraction Per Shopping Cart.
Costco’s new AI checkout to detect members' loyalty, unspent annual budget
The warehouse giant claims its new "MemberScan Pro" system will elevate the shopping experience by ensuring fiscal devotion.
8 Signs You've Mastered the Dark Arts of Self-Checkout
The Subtle Art of Navigating Automated Payment Systems, where Efficiency Often Gives Way to Existential Dread and Public Shaming.
Home Depot Hires CTO to Optimize the Digital Experience of Walking through Aisles
The Hardware Giant's New Tech Chief Is Tasked with Transforming the Physical Shopping Journey into a Frictionless, App-Driven Odyssey of Lumber and PVC.

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