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AI Now Solves All Math Problems; Mathematicians Now Solve Problem of Appearing Busy
Universities Scramble to Redefine "Pure Mathematics" as "Watching a Machine Compute Things You Vaguely Understand."
Sep 12, 2026
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Veteran Researcher Declares Grant Application Update 'Greatest Existential Threat' to His Golf Schedule
Dr. Alistair Finch, a 40-Year Veteran of *doing Science*, Warns That New Federal Guidelines Could Force Him to Interact with Junior Colleagues.
Jun 13, 2026
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Nation's Labs Beg Congress: Please Let Us Breed Our Own Tiny, Sufferable Test Subjects
Failure to Secure Robust, On-Demand Supply of Pain-Receptors Threatens Humanity's Greatest Scientific Advancements.
May 23, 2026
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Global Team Maps 100,000 Distant Gas Clouds, Then Applies for Grant to Fix Lab Printer
The Multi-Billion Dollar Project Provided Unprecedented Data on Galactic Formation While the Department's Communal Fridge Festered.
May 6, 2026
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AI Replaces Scientists, Writes Grants.
The cutting-edge technology handles peer review, budget negotiations, and passive-aggressive email chains with unparalleled efficiency.
Apr 22, 2026
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Muonic Molecule Observation Hailed as Key to Funding for Next 50 Years
Scientists Celebrate Unprecedented Observation of 'Muonic Molecules' as a Critical Step Towards Securing Another Half-Century of Research Grants.
Apr 18, 2026
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Study Confirms Weather Unpredictable; Sunshine May Yield to Rain
Researchers Call for Immediate Funding to Investigate the Unprecedented Phenomenon of Atmospheric Shifts.
Apr 11, 2026