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Louisiana GOP Runoff Asks Voters to Pick Their Favorite Flavor of Red Meat
The Contest Pits Two Candidates Against Each Other to See Who Can Best Demonstrate Unwavering Fealty to Conservative Dogma.

Republicans Bravely Explore 'Moderate Disapproval' of Trump-Era Policies Now That It's Safe
Party Leaders Laud Their Independence, Citing 'Post-Election Clarity' and a Pristine Record of Prior Obedience.

GOP develops intricate strategy to stop its own shutdown
Republican leadership must now persuade its own members to vote for a bill that would allow the Department of Homeland Security to function.

Poll Finds Public 'Equally Unenthused' by All Political Options
Groundbreaking Research Indicates a Collective, Bipartisan Shrug Towards the Entire Political Landscape.

Union Leadership Confident Members Will Simply Forget Who They Voted for by Election Day
A New Report Found a Major Rail Workers Union Directs Nearly All Its Political Donations to Democrats despite Most Members Consistently Voting Republican.

Union Bosses Insist Members’ Preferred Candidates Are ‘Secondary Data Points’ in Donation Strategy
A New Watchdog Report Alleges the Union Spent 99% of Party Donations on Democrats, but Union Strategists Say Member Preferences Are Merely 'Historical Trend Analysis'.

