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Aggregates satirical news & humorous commentary on companies' record profits.
Executives Report Record Profits, Credit Rising Global Tensions for "Optimizing" Market Conditions and Shareholder Value.
When a Company Performs Too Well, It Inevitably Spooks Investors Who Crave Potential, Not Perfection.
Company Executives Express Optimism for Continued Growth as International Relations Further Deteriorate and Public Trust Erodes Worldwide.
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