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3 satirical articles about professional networking on Hambry. Updated live.

New England’s ‘community’ Events Mostly Just Networking for People Too Embarrassed to Call It That
Regional Gatherings, Ostensibly for Advocacy and Cultural Connection, Are Reportedly Optimizing for Linkedin Profile Updates and Awkward Business Card Exchanges.

Quantum Leap Missed? Qb's Linkedin Blind Spot Ignites Elon Must's Next Disruptive Venture
Baylor Quarterback Sawyer Robertson's Quaint Confidence in Football Sparks a Revolutionary New Idea From the Hambry Newsroom's Futurism Correspondent.

SXSW Celebrated for Mastering the Art of the Expensive, Productive-Seeming Distraction
The Annual Austin Festival Cemented Its Reputation as a Premier Destination for High-Value Professional Self-Deception and Aspirational Coffee Meetings.

