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NFL Activates 'Brand Integrity Protocol' After Prospect's Minor Arrest
League Deploys Crisis Communications, Behavioral Psychologists to Manage Perceived Reputational Damage From Potential Day 2 Pick.
NBA Player's Controlled Substance Possession 'Insufficiently Premium' for Market Value
League Sources Indicate the Alleged Substance Lacked the Aspirational Cache Traditionally Associated with High-Earning Athletic Endorsements.
Providence AD Reassures Boosters: 'Arrest Won't Impact Bracketology Projections.'
The University's Athletic Department Quickly Moved to Mitigate Concerns Regarding the Team's NCAA Tournament Prospects After a Player's Arrest.

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