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Kdka-Tv’s Groundbreaking Forecast Confirms Monday Will Follow Sunday
A Detailed Analysis of Atmospheric Pressure and Social Convention Indicates the Cyclical Nature of Time Remains Undisturbed, for Now.
New Local TV GM Pledges 'Bold Vision' for Station's Font Choices
The Station's New Leader Promised a Fresh Approach to Serif Versus Sans-Serif Dilemmas, Ensuring Viewers Are Adequately Prepared for Future Graphic Overhauls.
Local News Declares New Traffic Reporter 'Linchpin of Morning Consumer Experience'
One Station Executive Praised the Hire as a Strategic Move to "Dominate the Pre-Commute Emotional Landscape" while Validating Deep Commuter Frustrations.

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