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Multi-Decade Dark Matter Signal Turns Out to Be 'Just Some Noise,' Scientists Confirm
Yale-Led Research Definitively Rules Out Initial 1997 Detection, Paving the Way for Further Research into Absolutely Nothing.
Physicists Avert Existential Crisis After Universe Confirms Preferred Mass
A New Precision Measurement of the W Boson's Properties Has Spared the Scientific Community Years of Uncomfortable Re-Evaluation and Potential Career Shifts.
CERN Unveils New Antimatter Shipping, Advises against Leaving Unattended Packages
The Groundbreaking Initiative Aims to Bring High-Energy Physics Directly to European Labs, Though Experts Caution against Tampering with Sealed Containers Marked "EXTREMELY VOLATILE: DO NOT OPEN OR UNMAKE REALITY."

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