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Paramount Pictures Celebrates Production Wrap on a Sequel It Hopes Will Achieve the Minimum Requirements for Theatrical Exhibition.
Citing "Unprecedented Fan-Readiness Metrics," Executives Confirmed the Super Mario Galaxy Movie Was Launched Early to Streaming to Prevent Widespread Ennui.
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