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Satirical news articles covering paleontology, dinosaurs, and ancient life. Explore humorous takes on fossil discoveries and prehistory

An Open Letter to the Patient Keepers of Ancient Bones, Who Took a Rather Long Time Indeed
Pope Popsicle Gently Inquires About the 120-Year Journey to Identify a Most Peculiar, Spiky, and Utterly Extinct Creature.
Groundbreaking Study Confirms Animals Preferred Dry Land over Gills
After Centuries of Debate, Scientists Reveal Creatures Abandoned Water Due to Inconvenient Breathing Apparatus and 'General Dampness.'
Prehistoric Predator Bite Study Offers Zero Guidance for Navigating Current Geopolitical Climate
Researchers Confirm that Understanding how Mosasaurs and Plesiosaurs Avoided Territorial Disputes Provides No Actionable Data for Modern Diplomatic Efforts or Regional Power Struggles.
Adorable Baby Dinosaur Fossil Greenlit for Global Merchandise Rollout
The South Korean Find, Dubbed 'Doolysaurus,' Is Projected to Dominate the Children's Entertainment Market, with Scientific Study a Secondary Consideration.

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