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2 satirical articles about orion spacecraft on Hambry. Updated live.
The Multi-Billion Dollar Capsule and Its Highly Trained Occupants Successfully Completed Their Pre-Planned Trip Around the Moon, Achieving All Previously Announced Objectives of Not Exploding.
The Agency Confirms Billions Have Been Reallocated to Study the 'Unfathomable Kinetic Energy' of Seemingly Innocuous Compression Devices.
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