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Wall Street Brokers Award Themselves 30% Bonuses for Successfully Firing Everyone
Industry Leaders Credit the Massive Windfall to Brilliant Innovations in Algorithmic Automation and Severe Human Reduction.
Nov 10, 2026
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Fashion Industry Confirms You Are Legally Allowed to Wear Two Items of Clothing at the Same Time
Experts Warn That Pairing the Wrong Length of Rayon with a Buckle Could Instantly Revoke Your Constitutional Rights.
Nov 6, 2026
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State Declares It Just Doesn't Feel Like Building More AI Infrastructure Right Now
States, Faced with the Actual Infrastructure Costs, Are Finding the 'Ai Revolution' Significantly Less Compelling Than It Sounded on Linkedin.
Jul 15, 2026
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New York Mandates ICE Agents Wear Led-Lit Clown Shoes, Perform Interpretive Dance on Arrests
Governor Hochul Signs New Legislation Ensuring Federal Immigration Enforcement in the Empire State Is Both Transparent and "Culturally Enriching."
May 29, 2026
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Ny Officials Confirm Suspected Hantavirus Is Not the Exciting, Highly Shareable Kind
Officials Confirm Local Outbreak Lacks Any International Intrigue or Compelling Viral Content.
May 16, 2026
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New Concert Series Perfects Live Music by Removing All Inconvenient Sounds
Attendees Report Unparalleled Focus During 'Pure Sonic Immersion' Sessions, Noting a Distinct Lack of Actual Musicians.
May 3, 2026
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New York’s Public Campaign Finance Program Now Requires 3,000-Page Application
Gubernatorial Hopeful Bruce Blakeman's Ongoing Struggle Highlights the Program's Rigorous Qualification Process.
May 2, 2026
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Blessings Upon New York's Diligent Deliberations!
Pope Popsicle Marvels at the Perseverance of Lawmakers and the Mysteries of Fiscal Extensions.
Apr 21, 2026
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Local Politician Pledges Shocking Commitment to Basic Civic Competence
The Pioneering Platform Includes Revolutionary Concepts Like Functioning Streetlights and Walkable Sidewalks.
Apr 14, 2026
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Opinion Pages Finally Settle: 'Wokeness' Was 'a Whole Thing'
After Years of Extensive Discourse, Major Media Outlets Have Issued a Definitive, if Vague, Conclusion on the Societal Impact of the Widely Debated Concept.
Apr 9, 2026