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2 satirical articles about morning commute on Hambry. Updated live.
One Station Executive Praised the Hire as a Strategic Move to "Dominate the Pre-Commute Emotional Landscape" while Validating Deep Commuter Frustrations.
Regional Broadcasters Launched into Wall-to-Wall Coverage, Asking if Civilization as We Know It Could Recover from the Unexpected Roadside Combustion Event.
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