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3 satirical articles about market forces on Hambry. Updated live.

Palo Alto Networks Ceo: Market, Not Us, Eliminating 90% of Employees Not 'Ai-Native'
Nikesh Arora Insists the Mass Layoffs Are a Purely Natural, Evolutionary Process, Like a Corporate Yellowstone with More Spreadsheets.

Texas Redefines Exotic Animal Welfare as 'Self-Regulating Market Opportunity.'
Texas Officials Announce that the Welfare of Non-Native Species in for-Profit Parks Will Now Be Primarily Governed by Market Forces.

Parasitic Elites Thrive Uniformly Across All Economic Climates, Study Finds
New Research Confirms that Certain Profit-Extracting Organisms Are Unconstrained by Conventional Market Forces or Regulatory Environments, Baffling Experts.

