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New Mexico AG Sues Prediction Market, Demands All Gambling Losses Benefit State.
State Attorneys Argued All New Mexicans Deserve the Opportunity to Lose Their Money Exclusively Within State-Sanctioned Channels.
Lawmakers Discover Primary Prediction Market Threat Is Their Own Ethical Integrity
Congress Scrambles to Draft Legislation After Realizing New Speculative Platforms Could Directly Expose Its Operational Model.
Regulators Vow to Protect Prediction Markets from the Inherent Advantage of Knowing Things
The Move Aims to Ensure All Market Participants Remain Equally Uninformed About the Future.

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