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2 satirical articles about jazzy pop on Hambry. Updated live.
The Don Knew All Along: Streaming Algorithms Are Rigged, Just Like Everything Else!
The Don confirms that streaming algorithms pushing 'jazzy pop' are rigged, just like everything else. He claims to have known this for years, citing his impeccable taste and vast success in entertainment, unlike the fake news media and their small-time reporting.
Streaming Algorithms Now Just Recommend ‘jazzy Pop Duo with Vintage Synth’
The Music Industry, Already Struggling for Fresh Ideas, Reportedly Thrilled by This Consistent New Pipeline.
