#homeland security
Aggregated satirical news and humor about homeland security. Explores national security, government agencies, and policy through a comedic lens
Homeland Security 'Czar' Confirms Policy Swings Wildly Based on Public Outcry.
Tom Homan Announced the Agency's Commitment to "Fluid Enforcement Parameters" That Directly Correlate with Quarterly Approval Metrics and Trending Social Media Sentiment.
Phillies-Giants Game Declared Critical National Infrastructure
The Federal Designation Aims to Safeguard Public Morale and Prevent Societal Collapse from the Unpredictable Ebb and Flow of Professional Baseball.
ICE Claims Warrant Process Adds 'Unnecessary Friction' to Critical Operations
A Homeland Security Spokesperson Defended the Agency's Policy Allowing Agents to Enter Homes without Judicial Authorization, Citing Critical Efficiency Gains.
House Republicans Assure Travelers the Looming Government Shutdown Is Just ‘Optimized Turbulence’
Lawmakers Explain that the 'Strategic Recalibration of Operational Efficiencies' Is Essential for National Policy Refinement.
Senate Hails 'Historic Breakthrough' in Decision to Pay People for Their Labor
Lawmakers Celebrate a Landmark Agreement to Compensate Federal Employees for Their Work After a Brief Period of Non-Payment.
