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2 satirical articles about holiday season on Hambry. Updated live.
The "Festive Fun-Bot 3000" Is Lauded by Fatigued Households for Its Ability to Generate Acceptable Levels of Holiday Merriment without Requiring Human Participation.
Researchers Observe Unprecedented Seasonal Anxiety in Rodentia Leading to Owner Impulse Buys.
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