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2 satirical articles about heatwave on Hambry. Updated live.
Industry Insiders Hail the Spontaneous Bodily Fluid Release as a Revolutionary Expression of "Raw, Authentic Discomfort."
Economists Predict Record Profits for Small Appliance Retailers, while Emergency Services Brace for 'Enthusiastic Engagement.'
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