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Wizards of the Coast Vows to Roll Initiative Against Unionizing D&d Workers
Company Warns Employees That Solidarity Could Result in Being Polymorphed Into a Less Effective Form.
Oct 7, 2026
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Hasbro Ensures Child Actors Remain Eternally 8, Perpetually Poor
Company Claims AI Voices Prevent 'Expensive Tantrum-Related Production Delays' and 'Future Wage Demands.'
Jun 25, 2026
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Transformers 40th: Iconic Villain Returns to Conquer Your Savings Account.
Hasbro Marks Four Decades of Transforming Wallets with a 'Reimagined' Figure Functionally Identical to Previous Iterations.
Apr 24, 2026
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Marvel Legends Prepares Retaliatory 'Shelf-Domination' After Rivals Game Announcement
Hasbro Unveils Aggressive New Strategy, Focusing on 'Enhanced Static Display Metrics.'
Apr 15, 2026
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New 4-Inch Green Squeak Ball Poised to Disrupt Pet Leisure Market
Analysts Project Significant Shifts in Canine-Human Interactive Dynamics Following the Release of the Nerf Dog Soccer Squeak Ball Toy.
Apr 12, 2026
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New Magic: the Gathering Set Explicitly Designed to Maximize Player Animosity
Wizards of the Coast Unveils "so Salty," a Collection of Reprints Engineered to Weaponize Negative Emotions for Enhanced Game Night Retention.
Mar 29, 2026