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Satirical news on Harvard University. Aggregating humorous takes, fake headlines, and comedic articles lampooning the Ivy League institution

Renowned Academic Confirms Mars Object 'Clearly Non-Geological Refuse.'
The Finding, Dubbed the "Orbital Dumpster Cone," Has Reignited Debates over Humanity's Place in an Ever-More-Littered Cosmos.
Harvard Study Confirms Earth's Axis Shift Renders All Property Deeds Invalid
The Discovery Projects Widespread Title Disputes and a Mandatory Global Property Resurvey Costing Trillions.

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