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A collection of satirical news articles focusing on a former president. Aggregating humor and satire from various sources

Former President issues order protecting sanctity of college sports' finances.
The directive aims to restore 'traditional values' to a multi-billion-dollar industry currently valued at over $19 billion.
Former President Institutes 'Personal Affinity' Scoring for Disaster Relief
New Process Prioritizes States Based on past Loyalty, Perceived Sentiment, and 'Overall Positive Vibe' Towards the Previous Administration.
Former President Surprised to Learn White House Not Personal Fixer-Upper
A Federal Judge Has Halted Unauthorized Construction on a New Presidential Ballroom, Prompting the Former President to Decry the "Ridiculous Bureaucracy" of Public Property.

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