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Advisers Suggest 'Pre-Emptive Emergency' to Streamline Election Victories
Bold New Strategy Reportedly Aims to Cut Down on "Unnecessary Civic Participation" and "Unforeseen Democratic Outcomes."
Sep 25, 2026
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Fed Raises Rates, Insists It’s Not Just to Spite One Specific Ex-President
Central Bank Dismisses Accusations of "Personal Vendetta," Citing Ancient Texts on Economic Sovereignty.
Sep 17, 2026
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Former President issues order protecting sanctity of college sports' finances.
The directive aims to restore 'traditional values' to a multi-billion-dollar industry currently valued at over $19 billion.
Apr 19, 2026
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Former President Institutes 'Personal Affinity' Scoring for Disaster Relief
New Process Prioritizes States Based on past Loyalty, Perceived Sentiment, and 'Overall Positive Vibe' Towards the Previous Administration.
Apr 15, 2026
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Former President Surprised to Learn White House Not Personal Fixer-Upper
A Federal Judge Has Halted Unauthorized Construction on a New Presidential Ballroom, Prompting the Former President to Decry the "Ridiculous Bureaucracy" of Public Property.
Apr 1, 2026