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Satirical news articles about first responders. Gathers humor and parody on firefighters, police, paramedics, and emergency services personnel

New Divers Equipped for Imminent Sea Level Rise
This Group of Newly Certified Open Water Divers Now Possesses the Essential Skills for Navigating Future Submerged Urban Landscapes, despite Residing Hundreds of Miles from Any Significant Body of Water.
City Touts 'Low-Friction Surface-Level Aquatic Transport' as Future of Rescue
Municipal First Responders Hail the "Paddle-Actuated Personal Buoyancy Platform" as a Paradigm Shift in Water Safety.
AI Vehicles Now Automatically Dispatch First Responders to Address "Unexpected Human Behavior"
The Latest Safety Feature from Autonomous Driving Companies Promises to Proactively Manage the Unpredictable Elements of Public Roadways.

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