#federal government
Aggregates satirical news about the federal government. Presents humorous articles, parodies, and comedic takes on US policies, officials, and politics

Government Pilots AI for 'Enhanced Public Service through Reduced Human Contact'
New Initiative Aims to Optimize Federal Operations by Systematically Minimizing Human Involvement in All Citizen Interactions.

Feds Declare 'Spotty Showers' a Level 3 National Inconvenience
The Newly Formed Bureau of Atmospheric Specificity Cites Potential 'Localized Dampness' as a Critical Threat to Productivity.

Government Creates Bureau to Help Fans Find Elusive Local Sports Broadcasts
A New Federal Task Force Will Guide Citizens through the Labyrinthine World of Regional Sports Network Rights and Blackout Restrictions.

Federal Panel Unveils 'Operation Snowflake Shield' for Wyoming's Spring Dusting
Citing "Unprecedented Atmospheric Uncertainty," the Inter-Agency Task Force Activated Contingency Plans for a Projected Inch of Powder.

NoMa's Unique Weather Declared Sovereign, Independent from D.C.
Federal Meteorologists Cite 'Unprecedented Atmospheric Exceptionalism' Requiring Bespoke Governmental Oversight for the Gentrifying Neighborhood.

Federal AI Task Force to Begin Phase One: Googling What States Have Already Done
The Ambitious New Federal Initiative Promises to Thoroughly Examine AI Regulations States Have Already Enacted.

