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Federal Committee Dedicates $40m to Define 'That Stuff in the Middle Aisles'
A Newly Funded Initiative Aims to Untangle the Complex Legal and Philosophical Distinctions Between Sustenance and Shelf-Stable Engineering.
White House Convenes Emergency Summit on Tartar Sauce Refrigeration Protocols
A Blue-Ribbon Panel of Culinary and National Security Advisors Warns of Potential "Flavor Degradation and Public Confusion."
FDA Streamlines Consumer Confusion with New 'Suggestive Hue' Labeling Guidelines
The Agency Claims the Updated Rules Offer Unprecedented "Chromatic Liberty" for Manufacturers while Empowering Shoppers to "Engage with Their Food on a Deeper, More Interpretive Level."

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