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2 satirical articles about exoplanet discovery on Hambry. Updated live.
The Latest Celestial Find, Designated TOI-4616 B, Offers Humanity Zero Solutions to Its Increasingly Terrestrial Problems.
The Discovery of TOI-4616 B Has Sparked Immediate Public Discourse on Its Housing Market Potential and the Average Commute to Earth.
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